Sleep

Is awesome. And important. How often does that usually work out. Oreo's are awesome, but I wouldn't call them important. Arm wrestling small children to show them who is boss isn't fun, but it is important. I hope now you can see just what I mean when I talk about the gift of sleep. I wish I could do it for living but i dont know anyone who will pay me to sleep. That is a goal in my life though, to find that person.

A lot of poets compare sleep to death. I say nay. So much joy and happiness can come from sleep. What of that comes from death. Maybe in video game land.

I will leave you with a video. Watch this. Enjoy.

Sleep well
-Bigboy

Best day of the week returns

Thursday Thursday Thursday. NBC. TV. Writer Strike Over. I'm A Baby. Ignore That Last Part.
The Office. Makes my week. It's popular now so there is more build up. I think we should all celebrate. Or celibate. Maybe The Office gets you in the mood? Maybe that is very gross? None the less, lets see some clips and relive the memories.
Dwight K Schrute (ignore the dumb music)
Best blog award
Some really good stuff
The boss
Last one, hope it satisfied you

Yay to the office, yay to Thursday, boo to Little Caesars
-Bigboy

small animals

Why are they around. I mean it just makes no sense. Who would look at this and not say, man I would eat that so fast. But what is stopping me? More importantly what is stopping you? I hope I have brought the fear of aliens to a relatively high alert position in your life but they are not the cause of this. What then, what could it be? Right here.
Costumes. Because of Peta and some morals i guess people cant wear animal skin. So what are they going to wear on Halloween or some other random costume party in October. I'll tell you what, life like models of these things. And because if some girl wants to dress up in a cat-suit (which is very fine with me) they need a cat to base it on. You dont see any girls wearing Wolly Mammoth costumes now do you? Well i hope not because they are extinct. Alright that is my rant for tonight
Dont eat the baby inside the costume
-Bigboy

Oh mama!

Do you worry alot? When you are in a hurry do you sometimes make alot one word? Lately I have been feeling a lot of the pressures. Aliens. They are coming. What will they want and/or do with me. Will they smell like onions? Are they friendly or are they going to act like they work at a fast food restaurant and make me feel like I am wasting their time? This is how I feel
So it is time to board up your windows and possibly butt holes (please excuse my language). Lets try to keep it clean for the aliens alright (im talking about our language not bottoms, that is none of yours or my business).

Hoping the best for your future
-Bigboy