Olympics

Are blowing my mind. You know what else is blowing my mind. Communism? Nope. My urine is unusually yellow? Nope. Female Athletes. YES. Yes. No. Yes. NO!
Sometimes awesome. Sometimes scary. But don't worry. I am here for your comfort. It has been a while since the last post but I had no real access to get online for a long enough time. I am also a bit rusty and don't really have much to talk about. It's almost like being naked. I don't mean that because I have a rusty body. That is false. My urine is fine.
There is only one way to protect yourselves from these insane amazonian women. Invest in monster-trucking, stick a fried chicken leg in your mouth, and make a lot of babies that you can't financially support. Thats right. Keep it real America. These colors don't run, especially from a bunch of testosteroned up crazy ladies. Go read a tabloid. Grab a bud and watch Dale Jr. do his thing. Complain about the government. Try and spell government. Watch American idol. Call other people gay for watching American idol. Before i wrap it up I will leave you with this: Before everything you do this month; ask yourself WWBSD, what would Brittney Spears do.

Just one more to up the babe factor and up my creep factor,
Bigboy