I love boobies

I really do. So I hope you can understand why I am deeply saddened that boobies are in danger. And by danger i mean endangerment. They are a shrinking species. Whats wrong? You seemed surprised by what you are reading. Here is a pic of what I am talking about.

Please forgive me. I hadn't realized that when most people hear the word boobie they go ahead and think of mammaries as I like to refer to them. Lets take a seat at the big kid table now and talk about what is the real situation at hand. Boobies are diving into the ocean and not coming back up. Now the first thing that came to my mind is that boobies float. This is true but apparently they like to go underwater to flirt with death. I don't blame them. It is very well known that boobies are good at flirting. It is also well known that it will get them into dangerous places. It is time for a change. We need to start playing money for boobies. Every little contribution can help.

This may not apply to some people reading this. You could be saying to yourselves "I don't even care about boobies. Thank you for wasting my time". Well there is a part 2 in this post. It is for all you butt guys. Look at the buns on that one.

Pigs are being slaughtered so you can get some butt. First of all, show some respect please. As uncle Ben once said "With great power comes great hunger". OH ya. It also comes with some restraint and self control. You might be put into a situation where your buddy says something like "Hey dude. We going out to the club tonight. Gunna be a whole lotta butt there." Sounds awesome i guess. What you didn't know was that your bud is taking you out to black angus. You don't slap this kinda butt with your hands; you do with bbq. You can't walk in to some place, see a lot of butt in the room and have all you want. We are talking about life and death. Fanny.

Please excuse all misspellings and sexual innuendo,
-Bigboy, for your childrens childrens.