second question, what is your deal?

Hello world. What is good? I hope you are keeping things fresh.
I don't think so. It is time that I review the world. That's right. Time to judge. It must be said.
We live in the times of The Hills and dead baby jokes. It is acceptable for guys to wear girl pants. Paula Abdul is judging talent and David Hasselhoff is now just a joke.
And then there is the internet. Here are some examples. Watch at your own peril. Sadness
Unacceptable unforgivable

Get it together world. That is all i am saying. You still have your strong points. Awesome.
Crazy. Crazy Awesome.

I will not be keeping it real
-Bigboy

Donuts

or doughnuts? I prefer the former. There is nothing better. Well, perhaps the beautiful 3 hours spent with the person who demanded the blog be created. The meeting of our paths can be compared to the wonders of donuts raining from the sky.
Donuts falling on you could be very dangerous though. When they become stale, they become hard. You see it is not a game? But if a nice boston creme or strawberry frosted with sprinkles would fall on my plate, I would be most thankful.
I know this is all out of the blue. I got a card that gets me 6 free donuts for every half dozen I buy at Dunkin Donuts (((providing the world with quality donuts since at least 12 years ago from what I remember)product placement to get some money)parenthesis in a parenthesis in a parenthesis))). This works out very well for me. I planned my day around these wonderful donuts and they delivered.

Donuts are for eating not love
-Bigboy

Birthday

I know whenever you have one it means a year has past since you have been born or one less year till your death depending on how you look at it? But what does it really mean? I'll tell you what it means. Are you a man yet? Bas is
How do we know this? Look at the things he has done in this video. First off he shares a secret with us. Everyone always underestimates a kick to the groin. Fantastic. What I want to know is why isn't that phrase on a fortune cookie? Protecting my groin is so much more important to me then the lotto numbers from 2 months ago. Why else is he a man. It seems pretty clear to me that anyone who can sing while pretending to bang another guys head on a table seems like a man to me. I recommend that everyone watches the whole video. It is great.
Back to the theme of the post. Birthdays. I picked the video because people are supposed to learn things. Bas thought us all how to politely tell a gentleman that you have to break his leg. But you cant just pick that up. It needs to be tested in the field. The other day I found out my body doesn't respond well to physical activity after consuming McDonalds. Life lessons is all that I am saying. Get out there. Taste the toilet water of life and find out that you don't want to do it again. You only have so many Birthdays. That is unless you have your head cryogenically frozen until people have found out how to live forever but that is a completely different post. Keep it classy san diego

One year older
-Bigboy

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The Sun

Where do you get off? Just sit up there blazin'. Hey I would love to do that but I can't. You know why? I have responsibilities. Like taking the trash out. "Oh look at me, I'm the sun. I provide life for all of the earth. Look at me I dare you, i'll turn you blind. Haha that is such a fun game that I always win. In fact now that I think of it, I always win at everything. People make Gods out of me. I don't see any Bigboy God. By the way, suck it earth. Whenever I feel like im bored and burn out, I am going to take you all with me, represent!"-Mr. The Sun
Are you kidding me? Just take a look of this live footage recovered from a tragic event in Papua New Guinea.
That is what we call a tragedy. Unnecessary death. That is what I call it. "Oh look at me, I am the sun. I can do whatever I want. I'll start by buying things that aren't for sale"-senor el sol. He said it not me. And people make sun Gods? How dare you talk trash sun! There are a lot of reasons why I am not a God, the main one being I wake up at 12 everyday and I had twinkies for breakfast 2 days ago. Enough about me back to the atrocity that some people call the giver of life. How about bringer of death? Ever seen one the good people called Vampires? I doubt it. Why you ask? Hmm maybe because the sun brings instant death to them. There they go just a minding their business, possibly tilling the field and praying for a good harvest this year to provide for their young demon spawn when what do ya no, BAM, the sun kills him. Now that baby vampire is going to have to grow up without a father. It's the suns fault.
Ever hear of a thing called sun poisoning? Well its real. Who wants to go get some sun and possible chlamydia? Please don't sign me up. Do you know what else the sun does? It burns. Sometimes I avoid walking into fires just because I dont like to be burned. Maybe I am alone with that. So by some simple math i just did in my head the sun=a prostitute on fire and I dont think anyone wants that.
It's time for a change. We need to destroy the sun while we still have a chance. There is something called electricity now. Get into it. The sun isn't so important. I have thought a lot about how to do this. Who is the biggest hero I know. How about Indiana Jones and Han Solo in the same person. We need to send Harrison Ford into space to deal with this sun problem right now.

First person to sign the bring down the sun in 08' petition
-Bigboy.

Game

Do you have any? Will does (pg 13 content here).
Is the game fun? That depends on the person. Is it necessary? Absolutely.

Whether sharing a glass of wine, glass of wine with a rufie in it, or just a rufie with your love interest, you are still doing your thing. Maybe you are adventurous and enjoy a nice rock climb or jumping off bridges with strings around your legs. Maybe you like a nice row boat trip with umbrellas over shoulders. Maybe you fall in love with girls who model office chairs. It's different for everyone, but we all still have a lot to learn from will.

Wait a minute. You are reading my blog. I bet you want to know what my go to strategies are. Fine i will share. Very first thing you do is grab their hair and look at their scalp. This is where you learn what kind of a girl/guy you are dealing with. Is there to much hair product (also known as the Seacrest effect)? Take a look at the roots. Has there been some color alteration? Are they a red head trying to hide something, are they a blond who changes once a month or are the artificially blond and want you to know it. From here you can find out what you are dealing with.

The next thing you do is throw some insults are them. Why do you have an adams apple? Where you dropped a lot as a baby? You smell like my grandma. If they slap you, slap back of course. If you they cry send them home. If they insult back they are probably a keeper. You then say I don't plan on buying you anything and they say fine and happily ever after. It's not that hard and i guarantee it.

It's called bathing, get into it
-Bigboy