Thursday, May 1, 2008

Game

Do you have any? Will does (pg 13 content here).
Is the game fun? That depends on the person. Is it necessary? Absolutely.

Whether sharing a glass of wine, glass of wine with a rufie in it, or just a rufie with your love interest, you are still doing your thing. Maybe you are adventurous and enjoy a nice rock climb or jumping off bridges with strings around your legs. Maybe you like a nice row boat trip with umbrellas over shoulders. Maybe you fall in love with girls who model office chairs. It's different for everyone, but we all still have a lot to learn from will.

Wait a minute. You are reading my blog. I bet you want to know what my go to strategies are. Fine i will share. Very first thing you do is grab their hair and look at their scalp. This is where you learn what kind of a girl/guy you are dealing with. Is there to much hair product (also known as the Seacrest effect)? Take a look at the roots. Has there been some color alteration? Are they a red head trying to hide something, are they a blond who changes once a month or are the artificially blond and want you to know it. From here you can find out what you are dealing with.

The next thing you do is throw some insults are them. Why do you have an adams apple? Where you dropped a lot as a baby? You smell like my grandma. If they slap you, slap back of course. If you they cry send them home. If they insult back they are probably a keeper. You then say I don't plan on buying you anything and they say fine and happily ever after. It's not that hard and i guarantee it.

It's called bathing, get into it
-Bigboy

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

uh... i think i have game.. some times.. untill i get dumped.. then i don;t have game.. but then i get it back.. but can you really gain and lose game?