My oh my,

It has been a long time. Now i know what everyone is thinking already and no i didn't forget all of you.
That was a huge lie. I completely forgot I had a blog. My last post says thanksgiving and i didnt reread it so my only explanation is that i had some wacky turkey and everything blogspot was washed clean of my memory.
Yesterday was a very special day. 20 years ago this day something was born and that thing was Brooke Wilma Flinstone wilder. On this very day every year, give thanks that Brooke was good enough in her past life to be reincarnated into human form and not as a boring stick. The world is a better place because of this.
Ok dont do that. We all know she descended from the clouds on her day of birth. It was in Mary Poppins handbag. See what i did there.
I once read a book . It was called the fast and the furious 3, tokyo drift. It reminded me of brooke so much. The way they had parties on the boat that they said would never sink. Then it hit the ice berg. That is like brooke freaking out with her hair you see. But then they let the women and children off first. So she cleans herself up. That was an easy read. Vin Diesel is the Brooke Wilder of hollywood.
My first post back was incoherant and made no sense. Sounds about right. Many more to come now.

Merry Bday wishes,
Bigboy