Welcome back. I just got a new laptop so I'm back in business and there is something that needs addressing. The Swine Flu. I think this is a post of destiny. Now I have been planning to talk about The Swine Flu for a couple of hours. What makes this interesting is that I had just declared my love for Brad Pitt movies to Brooke when in Snatch some guy got "fed to the pigs". Coincidence? Probably.
If you are alive still, you've probably heard about the level 5 pandemic that is canceling Mexican soccer games. Oh and killing people. Mostly tiny mexican babies. Is this the beginning of farmaggedon or the aporkolypse? Is it just another big media conspiracy to garner new viewers? Will I ever learn proper sentence structure?
First of all, Mad Cow is a much cooler name. We all know that. Swine influenza sounds a little better. Here's a little something you didn't know. Peta made the swine flu in their evil labs in Alcatraz. The vegans and vegitarians of the world have had enough. It's time to eliminate all of us meat eaters. What they didn't know is that this has been tried before.
Next thing we know, stuff like this will be happening all over the world. Nobody wants this to happen. Well ok, I really really want this to happen.
Alright final check to see if you have The Swine flu. Have you been to Mexico? If so you are probably infected. The only known cure for the Swine flu is to eat bacon, so eat as much as you can. That or listen to the band Pig Destroyer.
The Hogocaust is coming, grab all the oinkment you can. Corniness overload
-Bigboy
